Coda Josh Grant

 Jason told me his girlfriend found out about the girl at work he’s been screwing. “How did she find out?” “She looked in my phone and there was one message I hadn’t deleted. “How is she coping with it?” “She’s fucken furious, Josho, really got the shits.” “What are you going to do?” “Lie low.”  “Will that work?” “Fuck knows.” He shrugged. “What do you guys do?” “Punch each other…” “And is it over after that?” “Pretty much.” “I wish I was gay.”

I talked Jason into doing aerobics. He looked so cute in his skin tight red footy shorts. “Hey, what do you say we do an aerobics class, one is about to start in 10 minutes.” “Seriously?” said Jason. “Yeah, come on, it’ll be fun. “You are such a girl,” said Jason. “Humour me,” I said. “You big, strong man…” “Stop it,” said Jason. “You know I hate it when you do that.” “We all need cardio.” I twitched my nose. “Hey…” “You are still doing it.” “It’s good to mix it up,” I said. “What are you afraid of?” “I’m not afraid of anything.” “Plenty of chicks do aerobics.”

“Let’s play ladies and go eat cake and drink coffee at Brunettis.” “Yes, sure.” “Of course, you can just have the coffee.” “I’m sorry.” “With your matronly figure, Josh, can you afford the cake. “Seriously.” “A minute on the lips, Josh.” “A life time of happiness?” “Regret.” “You write your story, and I’ll write mine.” “I’m just saying, they are…” “Who are they?” “You know perfectly well,” said Nick. “And they are grimacing and suddenly sucking in breath when they see you coming now a days. I’ve got to be honest.” “I’ll take my chances with the mean girls posse, luv.” “Be it on your head, sweat heart.” “Besides, I have two boyfriends, how many do you have?” “You always had that nasty streak, Josh,” said Nick. “It has always been unbecoming on you.” “Really? Tanya Degano, you don’t say?” “It’s why people don’t like you…” “Really? Who are you talking about?” Nick stopped, rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and sighed. “Oh, take no notice of me Josh, I’m just tired and grumpy and in desper...

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I met up with Jason at the gym. He wore a pair of white baggy shorts which made him look really lunchy. “Nice shorts,” I said. “Yeah, I thought you’d like them.” “They make you look very…” “I know,” said Jason. “The bitches love them.” “Nice,” I said. “I’ve been screwing a girl from work,” he said. “She loved me in them.” “What about your girlfriend?” Jason bought his finger up to his mouth. “Sh, what do you reckon, she doesn’t know.”

I woke me at 6am, Daniel was nagging me as soon as I woke up. He was pissy about something, I'm not sure what. I opened and closed my mouth several times before turning on my heal and heading back to my room. Candy hasn't been around for a week, or so. I think I had better give her a call before my bro gets any more raggy. I got up later, from all the commotion of Daniel leaving the house. He was banging doors and draws and seemed to be on the phone to several people. I stepped into the hallway, just as the front door closed behind him. Click. Silence. Lovely. I headed up Lygon Street a bit later than normal, thank you Daniel. Don’t you just love men’s arses in checked shorts. Round, firm, with sexy legs covered in hair, as I prefer them. One guy, with white shorts with green checks had an arse like a ripe melon that I just wanted to eat my lunch out of. I followed him along Exhibition Street for quite a few blocks, getting half a woody from watching that material move across h...