Coda Josh Grant

Crystal meth this weekend. Yay! Yippee! Oh, I sound like a druggie, don’t I? Honestly, I haven’t thought about it since the last time I did it, with George. Big, hairy, Greek George. Nobody fills out a pair of y-fronts the way George does. A co-worker recently said that people get addicted the very first time they use it. So she thought, so she had heard. I told her she should stop getting her information from the channel 10 news. I'd said it before I thought too much about it, really before I'd given it too much thought. I don't really want to sound like an expert, not about that. Another co-worker said that if anyone in the office had used it, it would be Josh. She said my name, I wasn't expecting that. I was shocked. "Me?" I didn't have to put on a mock shocked voice, it kind of squeaked in real shock. "Why me?" I went up at the end of the two words sharply. "Oh, I don't know," she said. She shrugged and scrunched up ...

Do you ever look at knives you have in your kitchen and shiver and think that is not a knife, that is a murder weapon. I have one that gives me the creeps. It is ridiculous thing to say, I know, but... it is long and thin and sharp and kind of turns up slightly at the end.  Shiver.

Oh the sentiment of the traditional Xmas. Some born-again Christian bigot was giving me their opinion on what Xmas should be like. I couldn’t help myself and answered with the following. The xenophobic overtone withstanding, as long as you mean the true meaning of Xmas, a present giving period of excess, and not some second hand birthday attributed to some mythical man who never existed and who certainly was never born on the 25th December, then I am with you. Max out your credit cards, give people shit they don't ever need or want, and eat yourself to your artery clogged death, what could be better.

Irish Rocky is a sexy boy. Today he wore black jocks with thick white elastic, elastic like he had on a jock strap, sitting there at the lunch room table with his back to me as I entered. His shirt untucked, that fine spray of hair growing up his back from the crack in his arse. I wonder what the girls think? I guess they look too. I wonder if they have the same dirty little secret, I'm guessing they do. Do girls like a glimpse of the crack in a boy's arse, like poofs do? I want slide my fingers into it, feel its furriness against my skin. Feel his warmth, you know, take his temperature with my pointer finger. He's really lovely, too, like that makes it alright to perve on him, which of course it does. :)

Today is the day of my favourite uncles birthday. My favourite great aunt's birthday is tomorrow. My brother and my other aunt's were last week. Mine is in two days. All of our birthdays gather together this time of year. All the best people, and all, darling.

Nothing like nice legs and a sexy arse

Irish Rocky wore midnight blue undies. He goes to lunch before me and when I head into the lunch room, he is at his seat with his back to the door, with his shirt pulled out of the back of his pants as he sat down, with the undies of the day on display, as I enter him... er, the room. I'm a dirty perve for a flash of a guy's undies, I don't mind admitting it.

There's a new guy just started in our office. (Our office, listen to me) I call him Irish Rocky? That's because he's Irish and his name is Rocky. I reckon Irish Rocky would have a big sausage on him. You can kind of see it with the way he walks, like he has something big stuffed down there. (Of course he does) I can see it when he  is  in the lunch room eating his lunch, his pants bulge out noticeable as he sits there, usually playing on his mobile phone. I can't help but picture him playing with it, as the microwave churns and thunks and spins around. I can see Rocky's pants unzipped, I can see his (stripy, I don't know why) cotton jocks hooked under his balls, I can see his hand wrapped tightly around his thick shaft thwacking away.  I can see his legs stretch out straight. I can see his left hand unhook his jocks from his balls releasing them. I can see his big cock go rock hard in his thumping hand. I can see him throw his head back. I can hear t...