Jumping The Shark
Jumping the shark, I used to think that was a great expression. Shark head stepping stones. Once across the pond without stopping. Jumping the shark, some kind of thrill seeker aerobics. It's just a jump to the left, with the shark between your fee,ee,eet. It's just a jump to the right, the shark bites on tigh, ig, ig,ig,t. But if you are really lucky, and you juuump the shark. A girl would have the shark by the tail and a girl would have the shark by the snout, and they'd swing it around like elastics, and the girl in the middle would jump, jump, jump the shark. Jump, jump, jump, as the shark breaches the water in the pool. Jump, jump, jump, jump over the sharks open mouth, like a swan, or a deer. What? What do you mean the cow ran away with the spoon? Boo-Hoo.