Coda Josh Grant

I spent the whole day in the garden. It's amazing how different it looks when you clear away the shit, the rubbish, the accumulation of stuff. Tumbleweeds. Actually, you don't have to clear away much of the shit for it to look incredibly different. Much better. Oh, duh, Fred! Why do we accumulate all this stuff that we never need? It's the way the world is geared, buy, buy, buy, consume, consume, consume, keep the wheels of the economy turning, it doesn't matter if you need to deplete the world's resources, or not. Or if you now have your shit stored on your verasnda A little pot, cuppa tea and off you go. No, I'm not trying to fill in my day. There is a certain sense of achievement in just maintaining your own place. It's kind of nice to see the change, kind of nice to have clean around you.

I think I might be getting bored, but shhhh, don't tell anyone. I've put so much effort into looking calm and relaxed and fulfilled. What next, Charity work? Fuck me.

Griffin “Griff” Burgess one of the guys Josh plays footy with on the weekends. Griff has never had a girlfriend and his favourite thing to do is get out of it and go out partying with his gay friends.

Lachlan really got into showing off. He really got to like people looking at him and admiring him. He likes it a lot, he likes posing for the camera.

Nigel has really got into showing off, and he has a lot to show off. Sexy Nigel. When you put all that time into training, I reckon you deserve the right to show it all off.

Evan Carmody, 35 year old, Good looking, in a preppy kind of way. His sexuality has always been a little indeterminate, but supposedly straight. He and Josh met at uni, he studied law, but never became a lawyer.  His great aunt left him money just as he finished uni and he became quite good at investing money. He lives in Carlton, not far from Josh He's friends with George Ben reckons Evan is in love with Josh

We bump into James’ sister out shopping in Harvey Normans in the city. She has been observing us unbeknownst to us. She spotted us and was sneaking up to surprise her adored brother James when I did something that made her stop, I’m not sure what, but she pretty much realised what was going on. Apparently, I touched him in the electrical goods section. She was cool and hostile when we finally spoke. Ah, sisters? They are protective of their pretty younger straight brothers. She did that creepy women's intuition thing and she knew. Exhale. She hates me.