I Meant To Give Up Smoking When I Was Thirty
I'm an addict to the "tines" – nicotine, caffeine... saltine, ha, ha.
I meant to give up smoking when I was thirty, and clearly that isn’t going to happen. And the next "big one" doesn't bare thinking about, even if it is eons off yet.
I’m just about there, there I said it out loud. I’m just about thirty, not the next one.
Gotta put in some effort.
As for the caffeine, and the 6 cups a day, well, that’s not so bad. (And you know, if he is admitting to 6 per day…) It is like red wine, new research says it is now good for us.
Woo-hoo! Yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder! Woop! Woop! Woop!
Give them a go kids, you never know, you might just like them. As long as you stop smoking by thirty, you’ll be fine. I recommend you take them up, piss off your parents, be cool around your friends.
And on the saltines, may I suggest liverwurst.
Ah, and a sardine. Although, sardies are best on fresh cooked toast imbued with a little tomato sauce.
I meant to give up smoking when I was thirty, and clearly that isn’t going to happen. And the next "big one" doesn't bare thinking about, even if it is eons off yet.
I’m just about there, there I said it out loud. I’m just about thirty, not the next one.
Gotta put in some effort.
As for the caffeine, and the 6 cups a day, well, that’s not so bad. (And you know, if he is admitting to 6 per day…) It is like red wine, new research says it is now good for us.
Woo-hoo! Yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder, yadder! Woop! Woop! Woop!
Give them a go kids, you never know, you might just like them. As long as you stop smoking by thirty, you’ll be fine. I recommend you take them up, piss off your parents, be cool around your friends.
And on the saltines, may I suggest liverwurst.
Ah, and a sardine. Although, sardies are best on fresh cooked toast imbued with a little tomato sauce.
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