Why Does It Keep Going Out?

Why does it keep going out? I think as I suck and it is dead. Half the time I'm sucking away at nothing.

The lighting is interminable, just painful. Fuck me, what's going on with this?

This self extinguishing tobacco plays havoc for pot smokers.



I finally staggered out the door.



I went and had lunch with my dealer, Jumbo. He laughed when I mentioned about the self extinguishing smokes.

"That's life babe, everything good is self extinguishing."

I laughed.

"There's a few people I'd like to see self extinguish, I bet you do to?"

"Just the pollies..."

"And the fucken do-gooders."

"The Christians..."

"The busy bodies who don't have anything else to do with their lives."

"Perhaps, we could put them all in a boat and ship them off shore."

"It would have to be a big boat."

"The Ark."

"Huh." Jumbo lifted his wine glass. "Here's to a bloody big boat..."

"That leaks."

"That's for fucken sure."

"Amen."