I've Got A Sore Penis

Two pairs of dirty jocks lie in the corner of my study, a good sign of masturbating into the middle of the night, with pot. Of course.

Slide my jocks off from under my track pants. Get a great big gob of cream and whack off right there at my P.C.

I couldn't wait for Daniel to go to bed last night. He made tea, he drank wine, he got up to go to bed and he emptied the dishwasher and cleaned the kitchen.

Ah! Will you go to bed!

A lost weekend. I've got a sore penis.

I drank two large coffees, ate my muesli and went to the gym. 6am.

It was raining.

My suit feels tight against my crotch.

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