Adam would much prefer to stay home and entertain himself, if you know what I mean, than go out and make new friends.

"Well, it always makes me feel good," said Adam. "The same can't be said for people. I find people can be the biggest disappointment there is. And girlfriends have often been the biggest disappointment of everyone."

"Well, I said.

"This never lets me down," said Adam.

I leant forward and took hold of it through the soft, white cotton material.

"Hey?" said Adam. He jumped and I felt it pull out from my fingertips. "Josh!"

Oh, I don't know what I was thinking. I was really stoned, and he was just standing there in front of me with a semi. It was monkey see, monkey do, I am afraid.

"Oh? Um? Don't make me think about it then," I slurred. I heard my voice actually slur. How much had I smoked?

"It wasn't an invitation," said Adam.

I laughed.

"It's not funny," said Adam.

"Well, put some pants on then."