I Went To See Jumbo

I went to see Jumbo, he was doing Xmas baking.

"WTF?"

"Clarified fucken butter, that's what the fuck?"

"You are clarifying butter?" I was lost.

"With fucken marijuana, you egg head," replied Jumbo. "I'm giving it to my family for Xmas."

"I bet not to your grandma?"

"Why not grandma? Who the fuck do you think gave me my first joint?"

“Grandma?”

“Super Splif Suzi is what she prefers.”

“I thought you came from a well to do family?”

“I do, a family of academics.”

“Super Splif Suzi?”

“She is a world renown anthropologist.”

“Seriously?”

“Do you think I am trash because I sell drugs?”

“No, not at all.”

“It sure sounds like judgment?”

“What is actually curiosity, you are hearing as judgement.”

“Oh,” said Jumbo.”

“I’m fascinated by your family, I’m not judging.”

“Do you know who Margaret Mead is?”

“Sure, I do.”

“Suzi knew her. You know…”

“I know?”

Jumbo shrugged.