Coda Josh Grant

So, what, the Victorian government says that if you don’t live with your partner you can’t go and visit them, supposedly that is against the rules? Seriously, Dan? I like Dan Andrews and all, but don’t get carried away with your police state, buddy. Keep some perspective, mate. Don’t bring in laws that are destined to fail. Ben and I share spit, spoof, and sweat, there is no way we are now going to isolate from each other, just because we don't live in the same house. Buddy and Butch play together, just like Josh and Ben.

I'm working from home. Ben and I are working together, funny, we never get to work together at work, it took self isolating to come together. Since we share fluids often we figured we can hang together. Two laptops, four screens, two good looking lawyers in their undies, ladies on work web meetings take note. Ha ha. Got to be careful when we have web meetings, neither one of us wants to be one of those internet incidents. "Gay man's boyfriend accidentally gives the internet a show." You know like the chick with the husband in his grey undies, or even the executive in Thailand with the kids, to a lesser extent. Ha ha, no thanks. “Why does it have to be me in my undies?” said Ben. “I’m the one telling the story, that’s why.” “It could be a journey of self discovery instead,” said Ben. “We could go viral?” “You mean vile…” “All the world seeing your…” “Oh, could you imagine?” We pull on t-shirts and chat away in just our jocks. We’ve got to be careful going into winter ...

So, that is it, I am heading home, walking out the door and not looking back. I'm done with the office for how long, we don't know?  How is this going to work, we don't know that either. Is it all doomsday theories and conspiracy claptrap and we'll all be back in the office before we know what is what?  To think, I only took this job to get myself out of the house, because retiring in my mid thirties suddenly seemed like a bad idea. It was either resign myself to YouTube addiction, or go back to work. To think now I care about this place. I should be so ashamed that I can't think of something more creative to fill my life. Is this all conservative political opportunism so they can get through the worst of their ideological thinking in the form of fossil fuel legislation, fossil fuel subsidies and coal mine expansion, and refurbishment of coal fired power stations, to beat the global warming army? (Or is that just retrograde Australian politi...