Masturbation

Masturbation, a good way to pass the time, fill in a boring hour, while away a slow afternoon, make new friends.

Masturbation, do it at home, in a park, on the train late at night, driving home on a long country road.

Masturbation, solo, for ages ten and up. Together, for ages 16 and up.

Batteries not included.

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