What Did Mick & Mike do?

Mike and Mick went out drinking mid week and got really shit-faced. They have always been best mates, they have always hung out together. 

Apparently, they got blind drunk, and couldn't stop bitching about Belinda and Rachel.

Apparently, they couldn't stop declaring undying love for each other and how the two of them have never let each other down, and how easy the two of them get along.

The big blond German and the big Canadian stripped off and fell into bed together at the end of the night, sleeping in each other's arms, declaring that they would never hurt the other one like their girlfriends always do.

"Nah, Josh, we just slept, of course we did," said Mick in his efficient German accent.

"Did anything else happen?" the big smily Canadian just repeated back to me, and then added nothing more.