Masturbation

Of course, I masturbate every day. Ah the times of the unemployed, your masturbation ratio goes through the roof, I can attest to that. Well, what else are us boys expected to do when we're bored? Well, not bore, have time on our hands... literally. It's cheap, it's easy and from all recent reports it's good for you. I can stay up until dusk watching porn. I can eat my breakfast watching cams. I can go back to bed for a mid morning pull. I think I’m addicted to sex, or is it just masturbation? Aren't all guys, though? Certainly, a little pot and it’s out of control.

It's not addiction just because you are good at it?

Sometimes I walk up Collins Street and think, Most of these guys have probably jerked off today. Here they are in their suits, well groomed and well presented, but sometime in the last few hours they have, makes an up and down motion with his hand.

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