Daisy and Mike

I have a fat friend, Daisy, who Mike used to screw when he was horny and didn't have a girl, back before.

"Every together guy should have a charity fuck." Mike said it with straight sincerity. "Your expectations are low, so it usually turns out hot."

It was his secret. He didn't tell his straight mates that he fucked the fat chick when hard up.

"She doesn't get much and she's always keen." He smiled his handsome smile. "Even at dusk, some Sundays. It's McDonald's. Go home and sleep."

They found themselves at the same party recently. They haven't seen each other since Mike had been away.

"I was plastered and truthfully I need help to get home." Daisy grinned. "I just didn't realise I was going to get that much help."

"She was so fucking grateful," said Mike. "She went off like a rocket."

"That Mike, still a buff boy." Daisy smiled wistfully. "I don't know what it is with him and me."

"I grabbed a burger in the Collingwood, afterwards," said Mike.