Do You Wish You Had A Wider And Thicker Penis?

So, now I am doing sex quizzes on the back veranda in the mornings when I am drinking my coffee and smoking a splif. Do you reckon this is a good use of my time?

Chubby looks up at me, just moving his eyes.

Whatever, here we go?

Apparently, 70% of men are disappointed by the size of their lover's Penis. The other 30% are being nice... Did you know that?

Do you suffer from any of the following?

Small and inadequate Penis size – Do you feel like you have a small Penis?

Actually, no. I've never felt that. All of my lovers have, actually, said the opposite. My ex-girlfriend, (from when I was a teenager and trying for a minute to be straight) said to me recently that I've got the biggest penis of all of her lovers.

Poor performance during Sex – Does the anxiety before Sex cripple your ability to perform?

No. All of my lovers have said how good I am and how good it feels.

Decreased self confidence – Have the years of ridicule taken their toll on your ego?

No again. Ever since school, I was teased for having a big penis, if I was teased at all. I went to an all boys school and the interest in what I had down my pants started early.

Loss of interest – Has your inability to please your partner caused you to lose/decrease your desire for Sex?

No. Guys like me for my penis. They all say they love it. There have been some who just couldn't get enough of it.

If you answered YES to even ONE of these questions... but, I didn't.

It's never been an issue, really.

I wonder what it would be like to have an inadequate sized cock? No idea.

“What do you reckon, Chub?”

His eyes moved to look at me, then they moved and looked away.