Not So Weird

What people do in private isn't, necessarily, what they project in public. You know, like all those straight boys who head to the gay bars when their girlfriends won't put out. 

The catholic man who is having an affair on the side. 

The nice shop assistant who dresses up in dominatrix gear and whips her suitors. 

The accountant who dresses up as a school boy. 

The politician who likes them young. 

The school principal who can only do it in rubber. 

The truck driver who likes to dress up in woman's clothing. That’s the reason, I found out just lately, why Nick dumped his married man truck driving Kevin. 

"To fucking weird for me, mate," said Nick.

“But, he doesn’t do it with you?”

“Fuck no,” said Nick. “But it is just the thought. I can’t look at him the same. I had to finish it.”

If we were all honest and admitted to our sexual proclivities, the world would be a less uptight place to live.

If we were all just honest, the world would be very different.

Yeah, if we were honest about everything, imagine?

Wouldn’t it be refreshing.