Ewan Loves these briefs. He smiles and says it nearly says his name. I offered to get a white marker and make him complete. He smiled, but turned me down.

"Too close to the jewels," said Ewan.

"You think you have jewels," I asked him.

"I've known a few girls who thought it was precious."

"They meant small and cute?" I said.

"No, rare and hard to find," said Ewan.