Hot

It's hot and sticky. I can feel the sweat running down my arse crack, as I go walking. If I wasn't so uncomfortable with the heat, I'd find it a turn on. Ha ha, queue the prudish squeaks and the wincing.

Sticky sweat is okay if you are in shorts and a singlet, not so good if you are wearing much more. Oh, I do hate that feeling of sweat down my back under clothes.

Hot so your armpits are wet.

Hot so your thighs are slippery when you walk.

Hot so that you feel it wet on your forehead. Hot so you feel it drip from your forehead into your eyes.

You know, when your clothes stick to you and the hot wind blows through you.

You know when it forms a wet moustache on your top lip.

You know when your arse slides on the toilet seat when you take a shit.

You know, when you can’t change quick enough into something cool.

You know when you feel exhausted by it and feel a fool.