Cactus On Ya Cactus

I was out weeding my cacti. The pots were beginning to be over grown with weeds. It only seems like yesterday that I’d weeded them, but there you go.

I used to hate them, thought they were the dopy man’s plant, but I seemed to have acquire a few and my opinion hasn’t changed.

Now, you have to be careful weeding the buggars, as some of them are covered in spikey little thorns. (I thought I’d slipped the last of them, guilt free, into the bin on bin nights. I thought they’d all been dealt with. I’d just about finished when I grabbed one of the cactus, and not the weeds, and I got spiked.

So, I decided I was done for the day.

I came inside and made a coffee and rolled a joint and was watching the morning news, when Mark Ferguson came on. I used to have the hots for him something chronic, so I got the lube and proceeded to wank to him reading the news.

Unfortunately for me, I must have still had some spike left in my hand from the cactus… and now they are in my cock. Youch!