No Prude Like An Old Whore

“These young guys who think that PrEP gives them license to dispense with condoms altogether,” said Nick. “I don’t know…”

“Well, there is no prude like an old whore.”

“I don’t get it?”

“You know, those people who put others down to cover up their own, um, for want of a better expression, sins.”

“What?”

“You know, like closeted gay men who rail against gay men.”

“When does that happen?”

“Oh, only through the entire history of gay men.”

“I’ve never come across it myself.”

“Seriously Nick, you are not exactly…”

“Exactly what?”

“You wouldn’t be mistaken for a footballer any time soon.”

“Well, thank you very much,” said Nick. “Homophobic, much?”

“All I am saying, is that being who you are…”

“Queer?”

“Camp…”

“How very dare you…”

“You must have come across certain homophobia from closeted types?”

“Dohl, any closeted type I come across, will soon be coming across me.”

“Oh yeah, I forget, I am playing right into your wheelhouse.”

“My what?”

“The niche you frequent.”

“Dohl…”

“Or, maybe some gay guy who took raw cocks up his arse from a young age ignoring all medical advice.”

“My daddies always had wives” said Nick. “They were the safest date around.”