James Drops a Bombshell

“I’ve got something to tell you.”

“What?”

“I don’t think you are going to like it?”

“Have you been lying all the way along?”

“Yeah, kind of?”

“I knew you were too good to be true.”

“Oh, it’s not that bad.”

“What is it then?”

“Now you have got me nervous.”

“Spill your guts,” I say. “And this had better be good, because I kind of like you.”

“I don’t know how to say it.”

“Is it that bad?”

“Kind of…”

“Then just say it…”

“But I like you too.”

“Is that it?”

“No.”

“Okay, what is it then?”

“Wow, this is the serious side of you that I haven’t seen yet.”

I raise my eyebrows and wait.

“I’m straight.”

“What?”

“I’m a straight boy…”

“You weren’t very straight the other night, in fact not at all.”

He raised his eyebrows and his hands into the air. “I liked it.”

“Have you got a girlfriend, is this what this is about?”

“No, I am single.”

“Is that true?”

“Yes.”

I exhaled and laughed at the same time, I couldn’t help it. It suddenly seemed ridiculous.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“No, come on, what?”

I shrugged. “It’s… okay.”

“Oh… cool.” He smiled.

And it was. Who cares, if he is single. He could have been doing it with a liberal voter before me, I didn’t care. As long as he was single now.

“So, you mean you are confused?”

He smiled. “Clearly.”

Confused. Cute. I couldn’t help myself. “I’m going to have to teach you to take it up the bum.”

He winced. “Really.”

“You’ll love it.”

“I can’t see it.”

“You will.”

He spun around and faced me, he walked backwards. “Hell, I never thought I’d love sucking cock, but…”