No, Never

I never drink peppermint tea. No, never. What is that? It's hardly a man's drink now is it? Euw!

Girls drink peppermint tea. No, they do. No, I’m not being sexist. It goes with all those hand mirrors and all those epiphanies.

It's the natural order of the world. The peppermint tea set.

Not that I'm worried about my masculinity, I just don't like the taste.

No, I’m not afraid of turning into a girl. No, I’m not.

I even lay my head on my boyfriend’s chest, see I’m not afraid of taking the girlie position.

No, no we didn’t. No, I didn’t. I think we just wanked, if you must know. Over the new guy in the café in Lygon. Yes, sure, no one is denying that.

The kid serving in the café wouldn’t drink peppermint tea, he’d be your classic coffee guy.

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