Dirty Daniel

Dirty Daniel has been fucking the wog daughter of the local fish and chip shop, Maria. They do late night kebabs and Daniel went in their with a couple of his mates, late. He flirted with her and she flirted back and it wasn't so much later that Maria was jumping his stump. Apparently Maria really likes Daniel's big schlong. My brother has a cock like a horse... and the girls like it, apparently.

Anyone tells you that girl's aren't size queens, they'd be wrong.

Anyone tells you that girls aren't perves, they'd be wrong too. Daniel goes running in the tiniest pair of running shorts and the girls come after him like bees to a honey pot. I've seen them in their front yards, their gaze following my brother's hot arse as he jogs by. He has a sexy arse, my bro.

Anyway, apparently Maria is engaged to a wog boy her parent's approve of. Dirty Daniel. Mario, or Tony. They are getting married in the new year. The big wedding is being planned at the moment by the groom's parents, which I always thought was quite strange.

"She gets married in six months."

"Then I'll stop boning her."

"Don't you feel any guilt?"

"She's single until she is married."

"What's that matter?"

"She's got to go through it, actually do it, not say she is going to."

"I bet you don't even use a condom."

"She's a nice girl."

"No respect, Daniel. No respect."

"When she's married she'll get all the respect."

"That's good of you..."

"When she puts a ring on it."

"And until then..."

"It's not just me, you know. The lone wolf. She's the one who comes sniffing around the wolf pack."

"She does?"

"She does!"