Lift Games
I'd forgotten how much I like closing the lift doors on people, it gives me a thrill. Sad, I know.
People are pathetic, they seem to have this inescapable need to run and catch the lift that's doors are closing, no matter how many other lifts that are available. In my building, if you miss a lift, you push the button and the doors open for the very next lift available. People don't get it. They don't seem to be able to resist. They don’t seem to care about whose lift they slow down, it is all about them.
So, I close the doors on them. Bwahahahahaha! It is kind of a game now. I love it when I see the other person's hand waving desperately into the crack between the lift doors only to pull away again at the last minute in fear.
Oh well, you've got to be a bit silly to make the time pass. All that respectability in a suit, meh. You’ve got to laugh. I’d respect someone who closed the lift doors on me. I would, it would amuse me greatly to know somebody else was playing stupid games too.
People are pathetic, they seem to have this inescapable need to run and catch the lift that's doors are closing, no matter how many other lifts that are available. In my building, if you miss a lift, you push the button and the doors open for the very next lift available. People don't get it. They don't seem to be able to resist. They don’t seem to care about whose lift they slow down, it is all about them.
So, I close the doors on them. Bwahahahahaha! It is kind of a game now. I love it when I see the other person's hand waving desperately into the crack between the lift doors only to pull away again at the last minute in fear.
Oh well, you've got to be a bit silly to make the time pass. All that respectability in a suit, meh. You’ve got to laugh. I’d respect someone who closed the lift doors on me. I would, it would amuse me greatly to know somebody else was playing stupid games too.
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