Fat Girls Pissing

I saw one of the really fat chicks at work coming out of the toilet, as I was heading out to lunch. I couldn't help but imagine what she looked like sitting on the toilet with her panties around her ankles, with her "Gunt" protruding over her thighs like she was pregnant twice over, probably in the way of her seeing her snatch, maybe for years. 

I imagined it all dimply and white and floppy, like half a fig set in a vanilla jelly... of course, there would be hair for days, like a Hungarian Puli had dived head first into her crotch. Or even worse, red and spotty having been shaved to within an inch of its life, except she wouldn't be able to see it to shave it herself. I pity the poor bitch who got that job.

Is that normal? Sick, even? Imagining some huge sheila with her gunt out?

Do you remember that old greeting card with an elephant pissing on the front under which was written, "It never rains but it pours?" Do you remember? I think Christine was the model for that card. She's got the same arse.

Is that terrible? Oh yes, I know it is terrible. But, I just have that sort of mind. I can’t help it, my mind just goes there. I can’t stop it, it just races away with imagery until I am imagining, well, if you’ve read my story, you would be pretty familiar with what I imagine? As they say on Dangerous Liaisons, it is beyond my control.