Unemployed

My first day of Unemployment.

I sat on the couch dfirst thing in the morning and smoked a big doobie.

After that, I jerked off to some brother’s getting into it porn.

I followed that with a long luxurious shower. Nice.

Then I was dressed in track pants and a hoodie. I made coffee and I sat out on the back veranda and smoked my second joint. 

I just let the day wash over me. What is that feeling? How do you describe it? kind of contained nervousness, coupled with a new and unfamiliar sense of freedom. The feeling of nothing to do, and nowhere to be, looking out on the day that seems oddly different to all the days that have proceeded it.

I sat back, stretched out my legs and thought about absolutely nothing, which was wonderful.