My BFF

Wanking is good. Having a jerk is always good. I'm best friends with my hand, again. He never lets me down, he's always thinking what I'm thinking, and then he sometimes gives me ideas.

Guys are lucky, they have something to do just naturally when they are bored, or alone, or just up for some fun, always, anytime.
It feels good. It always feels good. Ha ha.

And it is fun you can share. And share we do. Since time began. . No matter what conservative types, read religious nuts, have told you.