My 2nd Boyfriend
Wanking is good. Having a jerk is always good. I'm best friends with my cock, again. He never lets me down, he's always thinking what I'm thinking, and then he sometimes gives me ideas.
Men should have jerking circle with which to bond. All slippery with goose fat and turned on with anticipation.
Guys are lucky, they have something to do just naturally when they are bored, or alone, or just up for some fun, always, anytime. Fancy the church trying to take that away from them for so many years.
It feels good. It always feels good. Even when it feels bad... swallow... it feels good.
What do girls do when they are bored? All those aching cone shaped hands.
At least we can slap ours around, come at it from different angles. Slide it under your balls and try to fuck your own arse with it. (Good thing I'm off the hard stuff) Pretend you are a girl. Or, as my buddy Paul once fantasised, staple my own cock and balls into my own arse and douche with my own blood. Yep, that is a real gay boy's fantasy. I never cared for the sound of it, myself. I'm just trying to be inclusive.
I've always like a kiss and a cuddle. I think a kiss and a cuddle is terribly underrated.
Men should have jerking circle with which to bond. All slippery with goose fat and turned on with anticipation.
Guys are lucky, they have something to do just naturally when they are bored, or alone, or just up for some fun, always, anytime. Fancy the church trying to take that away from them for so many years.
It feels good. It always feels good. Even when it feels bad... swallow... it feels good.
What do girls do when they are bored? All those aching cone shaped hands.
At least we can slap ours around, come at it from different angles. Slide it under your balls and try to fuck your own arse with it. (Good thing I'm off the hard stuff) Pretend you are a girl. Or, as my buddy Paul once fantasised, staple my own cock and balls into my own arse and douche with my own blood. Yep, that is a real gay boy's fantasy. I never cared for the sound of it, myself. I'm just trying to be inclusive.
I've always like a kiss and a cuddle. I think a kiss and a cuddle is terribly underrated.
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