I'm Semi Interested in People

I'm semi interested in people, you know, as long as they don't interfere with my life too much. Do their own thing, don't whine or gossip, or bore the pants off me. Humans are interesting, in a self-focused, selfish kind of way. Cats and humans are alike, it's why some humans don't like their feline friends, too alike.

Maybe, they'd make good pets? You know, a couple of throw humans for the end of the bed. "I can't sleep, entertain me."

You know, the pretty ones. The plain ones could still clean, or take out the rubbish, or do the shopping.

I could teach them to say lines like a cocky, or stand like a statue. Dress them up like Beefeaters. Or, maybe, I could just watch them wrestle on a mat, or make them sit up on their hind legs and catch chocolate in their mouths.

Of course, there would be a favourite, which, I guess, would get him into fights with the others. There could be a top dog to sort that out, naturally. If you get what I mean. As long as I could watch. I think I like to watch.

The mean muscular one, with big hands. They could wrestle and the first one to hold the other one down and fuck him would be declared the winner.

Or, just... um, er, throw humans, arranged nicely on the couch. Faces out and smiling.