Blood Tests

Tim and I went and had blood tests. Daniel wasn't keen to do it, he said we should really keep "arm's distance..."

"What the fuck does that mean?"

"I'm too close to you," said Daniel. "It's better you go to someone who is neutral..."

"Why are you trying to get out of this?"

"I'm not. You are my brother. I shouldn't be treating you, not really."

"Yeah, well, okay."

"You have your own doctor," said Daniel. "Go see him."

"Sure. Fine."

"And Tim should go an see his doctor."

"We want to go together."

"How sweet."

"Get fucked." I punched Daniel in the arm, he punched me back.

"And you are still filling that boy's arse with cum."

"Are you worried that the results will come back positive?"

"No, not really," said Daniel. "I'm too close, it is better this way..."

"You're a pussy..."

"Oh come on..."

"I'm kidding."

"It doesn't sound like it."

"Oh, come on," I said mimicking Daniel.

"This way I'll be an extra person to hold your hand when you find out you are infected..."

"Thanks for the vote..."

"Oh, come on," said Daniel perfectly mimicking me mimicking him.