French Honey Butter Toast

You toast 2 pieces of your finest, dense white bread. You butter the toast liberally with butter when it is hot. You will need soft butter. Spoon on a heaped teaspoon of honey onto the middle of each slice. Spread the honey to the edges of the toast. Then get a large knife full of butter and spread it into the honey, to make the honey all creamy. Spread butter through all the honey. Drink your best coffee while you eat the toast.

You can do this once a year.