Morning Monged

It takes three coffees and 3 joints to make me feel normal in the morning. Well, not normal, human. Of course, I don't need that in the mornings to feel normal, I feel normal without it, which is rather the point. 

I need that veil of heaviness over my eyes to operate in the world.
Well, I don't need it, I just prefer it. Always on the brink of laughing, that's what feeling monged is all about. Constantly on the brink of laughter, now tell me that is not a good way to be.