Coda Josh Grant

Amy found out she was pregnant. “I thought she was a lesbian?” I said. “Me too,” said Ben.  The thing is, she’d had sex with three guys. She had unprotected sex with three guys while she knew she was off the pill. What is that, I asked? She goes off the pill, and she still has sex with guys?  It was really only two guys, she thought, as she didn’t fuck Ben at the time to make a baby. “That was just to say good bye,” she told Ben. It turned out to be a genuine Mama Mia moment, though. Apparently, it was deliberate. She and her girlfriend wanted a baby. Amy wanted a baby. She told Ben it was her last hurrah of her heterosexuality. Apparently, it was just for old time sake with Ben, the day before they split up. She’d gone off the pill, but she didn’t think she could get pregnant that quickly. It was only two guys that were deliberate, in her mind. It was her personal trainer, Shane. And it was her next door neighbour after an afternoon of sunbaking. The two guys had to be tested...

Ben bought himself a bulldog, his name is Butch. Now we have a bulldog each. Ben just fell in love with Buster the first day he met him, like the two of us did. We introduced Butch to Buster. Buster growled once and now he and Butch are pals. Butch’s breeder was in the country, so we drove up to Shepperton to see him. We were only going to have a look, really. We stopped and had lunch on the way. Of course, when we got there, Ben just fell in love with Butch, but, hardly surprising, who doesn’t fall in love with puppies. “New house, new dog,” said Ben. “I’m going to get him.” I’ve always been a traditionalist when it comes to bulldogs and it is always a red and white bulldog for me. Butch is black and white and tan, a tri-colour really. He’s gorgeous, cute as anything. We sat on the floor back at Ben’s and played with Butch. Ben set up Butch’s crate, using one makes it much easier to house train your puppy. Butch was funny, we played with him until he went clunk and fell asleep on the ...