Diet In Lockdown

I've been putting peanut butter on chocolate coated scotch finger biscuits and eating them with coffee. Those flavours are sublime.

TV on, it is 8am. Kick the bed clothes off.

Ben has been on a Tim Tam diet, they make his cum taste sweeter than it normally does. Is what they say?

I haven’t found that EVER to be true.

Yuck. It’s yuck. And, I am afraid, it will always taste yuck.

I’ve been trying to swallow it, but it still tastes awful, even if it is sweeter than it was. Three mornings in a row I have taken a mouthful, for the team, but I still don’t like it. I’m a failure of a gay boy. It should taste good, we go to crazy lengths to get it. But… makes vomiting sounds. I don’t… makes more vomiting sounds. Yuk, is still what I say. I’m sorry, it is just awful. Seriously, we could do better than that? Which committee approved that flavour? I want to know?

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