Two Bag Method

When I don’t want people to know how much pot I’ve been smoking, usually the significant other, I employ what I call the two bag method. I buy two bags instead of one. I secrete one bag somewhere easily accessible in the house, and every morning, and I get up early now, a hang over from all the big cases, but they’re gone now, but the early rising hasn’t, I swap them over. Every morning, I swap one bag for the other. You have to keep it up every morning, then it goes seamlessly.

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